F***k**g 3rd World Country

Greetings folks;

I have returned to my prior state of health (Not at Death's door. Perhaps on Death's garden). But the other day I recieved some dire news. In fact, it should be capitalised

DIRE news!

I can't get Internet at my apartment. In this day and age when even a Swahali Bushman can get a decent ping rate from his hut in the African savannah, I am unable to get a connection in the most technologically advanced country in the world. Aparently there are too many ASDL connections in my 6-apartment block complex, so theres no more room (according to Yahoo BB Japan. May the eyes of its stockholders be infested with maggots)

My options are as such

1.) Get a new apartment
2.) Kill one of my neighbours and get his connection
3.) Go for a year or more with net access only at net cafes
4.) Suicide

Of these options, I can only rule out number three immediatly

F***k'n Japan.

-Blake