英語で'モルヒネ'をどう言うのですか

The stories of my adventures (and no doubt disasters) as I take on the mantle of a English teacher with a large, undisclosed company somewhere in the savage wilderness that is Japan

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Flying to the Moon

Well, I'm now on winter vacation. I'm heading to Osaka on Saturday and plan to have some good times, even if most things will be closed.

On Monday night I went to a Jazz concert. The music was a bit slower than I liked and it was 'Japanese people wearing turtlenecks' city, but I still had a good time



(An Eva fanboy favourite)

I hope you enjoyed your Christmas and New Years holidays as well

-Blake

Saturday, December 23, 2006

A post from the Eastern Front

Well, I was woken up this morning by one of the many nationalist black buses, so I think it was an appropriate start to the Emperor's Birtday holiday.

Interesting things that have happened this week:

We had a proper earthquake on Tuesday. The Japanese mostly ignored it, but I ran to the door and jammed myself in the open doorframe until it was over.

I (and everyone else who uses the internet) was voted Time's Person of the Year. I thought it was a pretty goofy choice until I realised I had a Youtube, Flickr and Livejournal account. Now I kind of see the point.

I am progressing in Zelda. So far, there have been a lot of monkeys.

I taught my last proper lesson for the year. Next week it is all make up classes that I have already prepared. Huzzah!

Since getting a scotch amd coke at a bar is so expensive over here, I've started to make my own. The things I do to survive...

Peace all

-Blake

PS: Happy Birthday Emperor Akhito, you crazy cat!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

The last 24 hours brought to you by: Awesome and Win!

Evening Ladies and Gents.

Well, that past 24 hours have proved to be more eventful than I had anticipated. What was supposed to be just one quiet drink after work turned into a saga that spanned several train rides and a lot of money. It all began with a hostess...

I had noticed the bar a few streets behind my workplace only last week. It was a small building and didn't seem to be a hostess bar (of which we already have enough of in Anjo). So, after a hard day's work I decided to investigate the place and 'wet my whistle.' On the surface it seemed nice enough- there was a small Christmas party going on in the back and a few people at the bar. So I sat down, ordered a pint of Yebusi and started answering the bargirl's questions in my mangled Japanese. I'm only about half way through my glass when I got a call from my friend John, asking me what I was up to. We decided to head to Nagoya and have a few drinks at an Australian bar, so after I hung up I asked for my bill.

When they gave it to me and I saw how much they had charged me for just one beer, well, that's when I knew it was in a hostess bar.

An hour later and I was in Nagoya. John and I headed over to Sakae, which is the main bar district in these parts. The Red Rock bar was actually full for a change- it's Christmas party season and there was also an after-wedding party being held there. After a few pints (and after I realised that the uni-sex toilet was actually the Ladies- there was a Men's one hidden around the corner. That was... embarrassing to say the least), we headed onto another bar where we found a New Mexican brew that was John's drink of choice. After that we decided to call it a night and caught the subway back to Nagoya station.

Alas, we had both missed our last trains back to our respective cities. Thus began the all-nighter. Since we had time to burn, we walked back to Sakae. Only we way, we found a small little ramen stall set up around a guy's truck. At 12:30 in the freezing cold morning, there's nothing better than street ramen- it was as tasty as it was awesome.

We got back to the bar district by 1:00, but by that point we were both pretty tired. After a pint of Guinness we decided to call it a night, and started to look for a place to sleep. All the Internet cafes were booked out, and a hotel was out of the question. We wound up renting a karaoke booth for four hours, two of which was spent trying to block out the Japanese girl shrieking into the microphone next door.

We headed back to the train station at 6 AM, and went our separate ways. I caught the slow train back to Anjo, debating whether to go straight home and go to bed or wait in the freezing cold outside a department store for three more hours to get a Nintendo Wii. I choose the one that gave me the chance to get a video game console. I was also still semi-drunk and not quite lucid at the time I made the decision.

Well, I was the first person in line by more than one hour. The next person came around 8:00, a mother who was trying to get a Wii for her video game addicted kids. I normally don't strike up conversations with strangers (especially those who can't speak English), but I gave it a go. Despite the language barrier, we managed to get quite a lot across. Mostly about how cold it was.

At 9:30 there was only half an hour to go before the store opened. There were 13 Wiis to be had, and already 50 people behind me. That's when a little Japanese man came out of the store with a speaker phone and started giving a speech for what seems like 10 minutes. At the end of it, he turned the speaker off and asked me in English whether I understood. I said that I hadn't, so he took a moment to find the right words.

They were "random selection."

I had spent three hours that could have been better spent in bed in order to get a raffle ticket. When the store opened at 10 o'clock, there were 300 people in line behind me. So I entered my raffle ticket for the chance to buy a Nintendo Wii and went home. The draw was to be held at 12, but I decided that rather than staying around I should go home and get a shower. The odds were completely against me, as most people had come with family and friends to get the maximum amount of raffle tickets

I got back to the store around 12:10 and watched as a number of disheartened people left the store. Figuring I needed to by some silverware for my Christmas day party anyway, I headed inside and up to the third floor, only to be greated by my new Japanese friend who was congratulating me. Of the 300 plus people, I was one of the lucky 13.

I will say this though- when I went up to the counter, gave them my ticket and said "Wii kudasai," people around me actually stood back in awe

-Blake

Shogun Seph's New English Words for Everyday life!: Hostessed (verb) To be cheated out of a lot money.

Wii Get!


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The spoils of victory. Ben might also be able to see what passes for a Christmas tree around these parts.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Gore-splattered baka, where are you?


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My answer: just outside Anjo, on the JR Tokaido line.

How about you?

Modern Pirates


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From a used hip-hop clothing store in Osu Kannon, Nagoya

Let us carry out Rock n Roll indeed

Autumn


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Its like the trees are bleeding, or (insert metaphor here)

and Spring


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This is now the desktop on my piece of crap iMac. From outside Odbara temple

Where cherries come to blossom

Evening;

Its been a long break in between my weekly sojourns to the Internet cafe. I'm making do in my primitive surroundings- when I'm not reading (Silence of the Lambs at the moment) or studying Japanese I play the 'How far can I jam this stick up my nose' game (actually an old Japanese tradition from the Jomon period. It died out around 300 AD for a good reason).

On Monday Tsuna and I went to Odbara, which is a small town 40 minutes out from Toyota and pretty close to the prefecture border. Its out in the mountains, and is a place which is so cold that they don't use air conditioners even in the middle of July

Anyway, what made the place worth the drive was that it actually has a limited blooming of cherry blossoms in the autumn. I'm going to post some pics, so I hope you enjoy them!

-Blake


Shogun Seph's phrase of the day: Groups
A pack of dogs
A swarm of bees
A alibi of English teachers

Saturday, December 02, 2006

No Wii for Me

Christ, what a bad week. At least no one got shot