BATMANARU!
Well, I went skiing on the weekend. I'm as bad as I remembered, but at least nothing was broken. The weather was pretty good, considering it was cold enough to have snow. The sun was shining and it wasn't very windy.
On one of my many frequent trips to the ground, I decided to rest for a few moments to gather my wits. As I did so, I saw a black streak at the corner of my vision.
Turning around, I saw Batman. On skis. Tearing down the slope, his cape fluttering in the wind.
I swear, if they had deported me right then, this trip would have been totally worth it.
Finally, to all my mates in the Alliance- I wish you well as you take the battle to the Outlands.
-Blake
(Still working on getting some wireless action)
posted by Blake Wilson @ 10:00 pm
8 Comments:
Bataman: Oh no, careening out of control. Ski poles... ineffective. Looks like I'm done for old shum.
Seph: Skyrocketing Ski's Batman! Say it isn't so.
Batman: There might be still one chance. If I can...
*Batman reaches around to the side of his utility belt and unhooks a can.*
Batman: ...reach my can of ski slowdown spray.
*Batman presses the nossle and immediately starts to slow. Seph goes shooiting by.*
Seph: Save me Superman!
*Seph careens off a clifface. Batman shrugs indifferently.*
Batman: Thats what you get for likeneing me to the 60's Batman you twit!
(Note: What kind of spray don't you have in that belt Adam West?!)
Bataman: Oh no, careening out of control. Ski poles... ineffective. Looks like I'm done for old shum.
Seph: Skyrocketing Ski's Batman! Say it isn't so.
Batman: There might be still one chance. If I can...
*Batman reaches around to the side of his utility belt and unhooks a can.*
Batman: ...reach my can of ski slowdown spray.
*Batman presses the nossle and immediately starts to slow. Seph goes shooiting by.*
Seph: Save me Superman!
*Seph careens off a clifface. Batman shrugs indifferently.*
Batman: Thats what you get for likeneing me to the 60's Batman you twit!
(Note: What kind of spray don't you have in that belt Adam West?!)
I would just liek to say this. "Sunny was shining" What kind of english is that? I can almsot forgive you for it for seeing bat man. (In my head not the lame Adam west but the cool one who gets the ladies in that tight rubber outfit rawr) But you said the sunny is shining whic destracted me from the whole thing... And im an american I suuslaly dont care much for english as we told the to go stuff them selevles so :P
I think you shouldn't make passing comments at his English when your elementary spelling seems to be... lacking
If you think my English spelling is bad baby, wait to you hear me talk in person :P
You mean to say that all those years of me working hard to pay for a private school was a waste of time?
Surprise, surprise :P
Why are you people being so cruel to me!!!
....
Oh yeah, wait. Now I remember....
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