The stories of my adventures (and no doubt disasters) as I take on the mantle of a English teacher with a large, undisclosed company somewhere in the savage wilderness that is Japan
This is the sort of visability I had to put up with. Let me tell you- that's not the top of the mountain thats covered with fog. We could only see the bottom 1/5th of it
posted by Blake Wilson @ 10:39 pm
Blake Wilson is famous for a number of things that you will never hear of. Ever. Spawned in Perth, Australia, he is currently living the nightmare somewhere in the Greater Nagoya area, Japan. When not teaching English he reads, writes, lives MMORPG’s and finds himself debating the eternal question of +20 strength or damage.
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*Blake shoots down the hill at the rate of a Shinkansen running a minute late.*
Blake: No need to panic. Just remember your skiing training.
*Flashback*
Instructor: Now if you get into trouble just place your skis in this position.
Blake (playing with a rubix cube): Uh-huh.
Instructor: BLAKE! This is important! It may save your miserable little life.
Blake: Yeah, yeah got it. Put the skis like that.
*End flashback*
Blake (holding up rubix cube): This is all your fault!
*Rockets off mountainside and towards oblivion.*
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