英語で'モルヒネ'をどう言うのですか

The stories of my adventures (and no doubt disasters) as I take on the mantle of a English teacher with a large, undisclosed company somewhere in the savage wilderness that is Japan

Friday, March 23, 2007

These people have to deal with me on a weekly basis


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Originally uploaded by OmegaBlake.

Pity them :-)

Some of my students kindly let me take a picture of them a few weeks ago. They are, from left to right:

Masa, Satomi, Saki, Yui and Maoho

To quote one of them- 'You're blog has nice picture, but there are many spelling mistakes' :-)

Sorry Rion, but no last names. I don't want you stalking them, nor do I want Nin to pre-empetively stalk them just in case Rion decides to stalk them.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Mt Ibuki from half the way up


Mt Ibuki from half the way up
Originally uploaded by OmegaBlake.

It doesn't look so bad or cold from here...

Ibuki Summit


Ibuki Summit
Originally uploaded by OmegaBlake.

I didn't take this picture. We ran into some old Japanese hikers at the top of the mountain and they took a photo of us. Luckily they gave us the website address as well, so here it is

I'm 5th from the left, right behind someone's head. You can see me giving the 'V' sign

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Ikebana master


Ikebana master
Originally uploaded by OmegaBlake.

The two things I was thinking when this photo was taken

1.) Only _real_ men do Ikebana

2.) I wonder who would win in a fight- Tokugawa Iesyu or Count Belisarus?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Mt Ibuki: The Conquest

An interesting week

A few weeks ago, my compatriot Rion belittled my struggle with the Internet companies of Japan and told me to go outside and do something for a change. To this I said 'Fine, be that way... but may Gypsies carry off your thumbs in the night.'

Last Sunday, I was offered the chance to get higher than I had ever been in my life. I replied that I wasn't into the sort of thing, and they said they had actually meant mountain climbing. I said I didn't do that sort of thing either, but what the hell. I got up early to catch the train to Nagoya and met up with the rest of the Chubu International Hikers Club, before catching another train that took us to Mt Ibuki on the border of Gifu and Shiga prefectures. The first part of the ascent was hot, muddy work- it had been raining all last night and the path was still not very solid. We got to the first base camp, which was a derelict ski resort. There was no snow at this point, and it looked like the place had been abandoned for years. I had a chance to rest my legs for a while before we moved on. The next part of the hike was a grassy slope with very few trees. It wasn't as steep or as muddy, and this part of the trek was actually enjoyable. We also had a good view of Biwa lake (the biggest in Japan) on the horizon. It was also starting to snow a little- the occasional, lone snow flake every minute or so.

We continued up the mountain as the weather got colder and it started to snow more. We finally passed the up limits of the tree line and began the final leg up to the summit. Now it was really cold and snowing a lot more. What I didn't know at the time was that there was a full fledged snow storm on the top and other side of the mountain, and that we had only gotten a little taste of what was to come at the top. On the summit the wind was so strong that it felt like my face was being flayed by the falling snow. There were a number of shrines and temples on top of the mountain, but it was barely impossible to see them in said conditions. I took my glove off to touch the peak of the mountain and I still haven't gotten all the feeling back yet.

We rapidly began our decent back down the mountain. Now there was a lot more snow, and it had gotten a lot colder. We took a break in a little mountain cabin with no heating whatsoever, before continuing down to the final part. It was like walking down a completely different mountain- the snow had changed everything. It was also a lot more slippery- I feel down several time and got some mud stains on pretty embarrassing places on my pants. We got down the mountain just in time to make the final bus. My conquest of Mount Ibuki gave me a great sense of accomplishment, which was soon overwhelmed by the great pain in my knee

The next day I was effectively crippled, but that wasn't going to stop me from going skiing. Tsuna and I went to Ontake, a new ski resort up in the mountains in Gifu. It was very nice, but also very cold- even while wearing fill ski gear and a face mask. My leg didn't hurt when I was skiing, which I attribute to the strong ski boots and the snow. Overall, it was a great trip, even if I accidentally doused my french fries with Chili Sauce. Baka

At night we decided to head to Mos Burger (It has been a while). Little did we know that the 12th of March is national Mos Day. Not only did I get a Mos cheeseburger set, but also a box which contained a pot, some soil and some seeds that might grow into petunias. Or a magical plant that grows Mos Burgers. Either way, I'm watering it to see what happens.

Wednesday was White Day, so after work I went to Toyota to surprise my girlfriend Tsuna with some chocolates and ice cream. I had already given her something for Valentine's, so she wasn't expecting anything. I did come close to giving her a heart attack, but it was totally worth it :-) On Thursday I left Toyota early to go and have my last Japanese class for the term. In the last half hour the teacher showed Sarah and I how to do Ikebana (flower arranging). It is a long and very important Japanese tradition, but it didn't stop Sarah and I to use our branches and makeshift fencing swords and whack each other.

Finally, Saturday night was St Patricks Day. After work a number of friends met up in Nagoya to go to Peat's Irish Bar. The Guinness was warm and a lot of people had to leave before midnight, but I still think we put in a good effort.

So, what did you do this week Rion? :P

-Blake

Photos and spell check forthcoming

Monday, March 05, 2007

First Class Travel


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Originally uploaded by OmegaBlake.

We had two hours to kill on the train, but we managed to amuse ourselves throughout the process. In this photo, we used pocky-esque chocolate sticks as cigars

Fugu Sushi


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Originally uploaded by OmegaBlake.

Neuro-toxin at its finest

''Mmmmm.... incapacitating....''

Fan-fugu-tastic

In which out hero returns to Osaka for a memorable evening of dance, song and kuidaore.

Greetings gentlefolk, and welcome to the latest installment of my blog thingiemajig. I got up to quite a few interesting things this weekend, and now that I've finally gotten some sleep and had a shower I'm in a state to tell you about it.

Yesterday morning I met up with a few friends at Nagoya station for the express purpose of going to Osaka and having one hell of a party. We caught the Kintetsu limited express, not the Shinkansen (sorry Rion, but Nozumi is a luxury I can't afford). We had an entire train carriage to ourselves, so we didn't have to worry about worrying any Japanese NPCs with our bizzare antics. We arrived in Osaka at 2:00, and after a bit of reconisonce managed to find out where we were and the way to go to Dotonburi. Along the way we found a Satanist merchandise store (No, I'm not making this up). I knew it was a place of devil worship for several reasons- it was darkly lit, it was underground, and there were flyers advertising local Goth bands.

The fact there were stuffed bats, Nazi armbands and other 3rd Reich materials, the words 'Hail Satan' on every T-Shirt was a large crucified Jesus hanging upside down inside only served to support my hypothesis.

After taking leave of the Dark Lord's emporium, we resolved to go gorge ourselves in true kuidaore fashion. The first restaurant we went to was home of the second most scariest clown in Osaka (as pictured in a previous blog entry). We had a big, expensive lunch before exploring the rest of the area. We had a look around America Mura and to gawk at the strange folk who dwell in those parts. Finally, we went to a Club Sega to play some Gundam, House of the Dead 4 and Mario Kart as well as take some photo-stickers.

For dinner we decided to have Fugu. For those of you who don't know what Fugu is, it is a fish that is 90% poisonous_and is only edible if cooked and served under the right conditions. Otherwise, it's a pretty fatal neuro-toxin. I ordered some Fugu sushi and fried chicken. The Fugu was edible, but not something I would go out of my way to eat again.

We spent the night at the Joule nightclub. It was pretty quiet when we got there (in fact, we doubled the nightclubs population when we arrived) at around 12, but after we whipped out the glowsticks and got our groove on the place stated to get moving. By the time we left, the place was completely packed and various people had stolen our glowsticks. But we

Afterwards we headed to a karaoke booth to spend the last few hours in town. I think our cover of Guns and Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" (Jungle replaced with Osaka) was the cherry on the icing of the night

I tried to get some sleep on the train back, but it wasn't successful. Actually, it was successful in the fact that I got some sleep, but I felt a lot worse afterwards.

My sleeping calendar has been screwed up today, but it was totally worth it. This was my little adventure for the month, so there probably won't be anything worthy of posting until Saint Patrick's Day.

Peace Out All

-Blake