An open letter of apology

Hello everyone. I'm still alive in Japan, surviving anyway I can on the mean streets of Anjo.

I jut wanted to apologise to my mother for not doing anything for Mother's Day. I had my reasons (the main one being that I believed, contrary to all evidence that Mother's Day in Australia was in September) Which is bad in itself, if she had not been hospitalised that night as well.

So get better Mum, the get well package is already in the mail

-Blake